Gordan Brittas means well, but every time he opens his mouth he upsets someone. Timid people are reduced to gibbering wrecks. Even the most easy-going become murderous after just a few moments with Gordon. No wonder the Leisure Centre never has any customers! Episode 1. Not a Good Day
While at the Leisure Centre, Olympic champion Sebastian Coe (OBE, MP) opens the Sebastian Coe Extension to the Gents toilets. All goes well until Coe is chained to a staircase.
Episode 2. The Christening
Brittas arranges the christening of his twins, with his brother conducting the ceremony. He is just like Gordon, but with a fiancee more irritating than both Brittas put together.
Episode 3. Biggles Tells A Lie
The staff are amazed to see Colin looking clean. smart and minus the smell. Surely Brittas hasn't left him in charge on his day off?
Episode 4. Mr Brittas Changes Trains
Gordon applies for a new job and needs to make a good impression with the Board of Management.
Episode 5. Playing With Fire
Gavin gets a huge surprise when his fiancee turns up, after spending the last five years in an asylum.
Episode 6. Shall We Dance
The Staff Gala ball is a glittering occasion - but with his wife away Gordon accompanies Laura; unaware that gossip is beginning to spread.
Episode 7. The Chop
Brittas has devised a new game and wants the staff to partipate. Helen buys as ex-cabaret dog that removes bra's and unzips flies.
Episode 8. High Noon
Visiting the Leisure centre one last time, Brittas causes a gas leak. The new manager returns to see the Leisure Centre go up in flames.
