Asleep In The Deep
A direct hit on the local pumping station finds the platoon trapped inside and the room is filling up with water...
Keep Young And Beautiful
When Area HQ announces they are to transfer older members of the Home Guard to the ARP, the platoon decides to take steps to lose a few years.
A Soldier's Farewell
When the platoon neglects to stand to attention for the National Anthem at the cinema, mainwaring takes action. But is it his leadership or the sheese supoper that makes him dream he's Napoleon?
Getting The Bird
Wilson is seen with a blond half his age, Walker has got hold of 250 pigeons, and Jones offers to play the organ at the church service.
The Desperate Drive Of Corporal Jones
A misread map leads the platoon in a barn marked as the target for artillary practice. Ther's only one man who can rescue them - unfortunately that's Corporal Jones.