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Small-town fire chief C.D. Bales (Steve Martin) falls madly in love with the new girl in town, a gorgeous astronomer named Roxanne (Daryl Hannah). But there's an enormous problem. C.D. has an amazingly big nose, and is convinced that such a beauty could never love a man with such a gargantuan appendage.